Public Transport Peeps Mugs

"Gotta go, we're heading into a tunnel ... hey, why is everyone on my table singing 'Hallelujah'?"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Subway Thrillers

HS2

Doubledecker bus stop

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"Do you mind?"