Public Transit Soldier Mugs

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

Packed like sardines

Planned service changes

Subway Thrillers

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Bus for Giraffes.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Planned service changes

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

SF NO

Getting Closer

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Metrocard error messages

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

Subway Chanteys

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

'You are being watched'

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

The Privatization of the MTA.

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.

Rail Information

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

London Underground statios: 'Quite Cross', 'Bloody Cross', and 'Charing Cross'.

Jeremy Always Seemed to End Up Sitting Next to the Nutter.

'Have you been waiting long?'