Public Transit Explorer Gifts

"This is my stop. May I be released?"

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

SF NO

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

We're barely gonna make it!

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

SF NO

Planned service changes

Getting Closer

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

Rodin's Tram Driver

'I asked my mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags.'

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

The bus home.

Romance on the Subway

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"And it's close to the subway."

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

Man - spreading.

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."

Communication on a bus

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."