Public Space User Pillows

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."

'In honor of the Bureau of Missing Persons'

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

'It worked!'

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

Go over there and say something...

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

'We may knock out a few walls.'

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

A rabbit missing a foot waiting at a bus stop

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

Theirs Theirs

'We've had complaints about your sensory garden for the blind.'

No Swimming, Skateboarding, Bicycling, Parking, Calories. . .

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

"Any of you pretty ladies just get my e-mail?"

"How would you like it if somebody lounged in your office?"

Cull people who leave clumps of hair in changing room showers.

Vandalism in public parks.

Aggressive cyclist gets comeuppance on zebra crossing

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

Reach out and touch someone.

The base of a statue in a park reads "Your ad immortalized in this space".

"Oh, sure, it's nice to pick up after them....It's just, you don't have a dog."

"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"

Youths encounter array of people with clipboards: 'There are so many undesirables on the streets these days.'

Dry Your Hands: Keep Going to a Clean Bit.

'Please give up your seat if needed by drunks.'

"Get a room!"