Public Sector Crusader Gifts

'I do feel for these quangos.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Why Cows Leave Home

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Privatisation of the NHS

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

Not The Real Me

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"Lunchward ho!"

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

Applications

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"Today's meeting is about meeting to plan a meeting to arrange a meeting about managing our meetings."

'Where do you see yourself five years from now?'

Suggestion box/Unreasonable Demands box

'Mommy, you'll never guess what. My hi-tech start-up just merged with a Fortune 500 company.'