Public Sale Humorist T-Shirts

Auction Rooms 'Gone to lunch' sign.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Seven deadly sins store

Palm Reading

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

"Did you say 'plummet', Mr. Casey? We don't use that word around here. We say 'downtick'."

"If I keep predicting a market crash, eventually I'll have to be right!"

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Little Brother for Sale: 'I don't care what he did!'

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

'That perfume you're wearing smells funny. I love it!'

'An advert would be better... I don't come over well on TV!'

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

A sign outside a house reads "For sale"; the house next door also has a sign that reads "Me too".

Service With A Smile.