Public Safety Promoter Gifts

"I was reading the anti-texting billboard."

"Now there's a candidate I like!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

America, are we learning anything?

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man using to much bug spray

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Bench Press Accident

Dog Crossing

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

Tabletop Theatre

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Careful."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Myanmar coup

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Earth Mother

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Lessons have been learned.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

Vaccines vs Variants

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

Boozing and Cruising