Public Radio Supporter Gifts

'That's just for TV and radio stations - KIDS can't do Pledge Week!'

'Support NPR.'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

"Frankly, that sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.."

'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

"You may have heard me on 'Fresh Air with Terry Gross.' I'm Terry Gross."

". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

"For what? Nothing makes a self-righteous person happier than having a reason to think their sense of propriety is superior to someone else's."

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

'Well Mr Salmond why have you continued to pursue the very unpopular wind turbine policy all over Scotland?'

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

'Please! -- if you don't send a generous contribution to this Public Television station right away, we'll all have to go out and get real jobs!'

"Good Lord! PBS is having a telethon marathon."

"'Ask Sadie Advice Hour' what's your question?"