Public Radio Enthusiast Mugs

". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."

"Carol—you're muttering about NPR again."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Boombox

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Randi Rhodes

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Doctor to mom about kid: 'Hey - 104.5? Your kid's temperature happens to be my favorite radio station!'

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'

The reception here is awful!

"That's not my political opinion. That's just stuff I hear on the radio."

John Peel

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?" "Brexit." "It was historic. I'm old enough to remember before the European Union existed. I witnessed its creation. But now it's fallen apart and well then what I witnessed wasn't all that historic after all." "Way to make it all about you." "It's like it was all just one big tease."