Public Perception Analyst T-Shirts

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

Election Time

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

"Well, I'm offended!"

"But, what if we're attacked in the press?"

'You say here you're a people person.'

'But how do I know you're really a genetic engineer?'

Mori, Ipsos, Gallup, just nosey

I'm in favor of missiles, anti-missiles, and anti-anti missiles, but I'm against proliferation of anti-anti-anti missiles. Opinion Poll.

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

"We need to think about raising your profile ..."

"No, actually. 40 is the new 60."

'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

Frank integrates the modern, poll-driven, finger-in-the-wind brand of politics into his parenting style.

Mr. Frog. Poll. Poll. I'm not looking forward to this. Amphibians can never make up their minds --- first it's one way and then the other.

"Go forth and get me a PR consultant."

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

"So, who won this meeting? I have Jeff in the lead over Erica, by a score of six pointed insults to five."

"My birthday is coming up in a couple of days - don't you think you'd better get busy and take up a collection for my gift?"

"No opinion, eh? Well, I'll put you down as 'lair.'"