Public Opinion Buff Mugs

Survey results: 9 out of 10 angels feel that dancing on the head of a pin is demeaning and potentially quite hazardous.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

EU: Behind the scenes.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Moulting"

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Viva Belarus!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

Midterm election s results