Public Health Satire Aficionado Prints

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Way too General Practitioner

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

2020 Panic Room

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

When a Vampire Bat is the Phlebotomists

Energy Drinks

'It's the speciman you asked me to bring in...'

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

COVID-19 fever

'Let's order one more MRI, just to play it safe.'

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

"I picked this up from the humans. . . two metre gap. . . gives us a much wider spread."

God and Adam implement social distancing

"Don't worry, Mr. Johns, basically we'll be taking your organs out and repositioning them all, just a bit to the left."

Pay Hospital Bill Here

"This is NOT social distancing dude!"

Floor Wet When Slippery

"It never ceases to amaze me what little brains people have."

'Your health insurance company says you misspelled your name on the application.'

'Sorry Jack, but as I said to Jill, it's the two tier system, if you can't afford anything better, it'll have to be just the vinegar and brown paper.'

"It's a warning from the American Hypochondriacs Association -- you've been overprescribing placebos."

Urologist waiting room surprise.