Public Distrust Analyst T-Shirts

"In the old days it took nearly ten years for the Deep State to put a fake man on the fake moon. Now it took them less than a year to come up with a fake vaccine for a fake virus."

Truth

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

"He didn't catch me. I thought this exercise was to build trust."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

Mori, Ipsos, Gallup, just nosey

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"Before I accept you as my coach, I just need to check you're not wearing a wire-tap."

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

'Years ago he got his investment back, plus millions in interest. So he's leaving everything to Bernard Madoff.'

'He has this absurd notion that I don't trust him.'

Stab-in-the-back handshake.

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

"Forgive me Father, I lied on my 'reason for unsubscribing.'"

'I put too much faith in those who don't deserve it. I call it self confidence.'

"Never trust a man! Rupert told me he was vegetarian, but guess what I found in his pocket....spare ribs and roast beef!"

Public Opinion Research: Gruntled or Disgruntled.

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'According to the polls, Senator, the thing in Washington your constituents are most fed up with... is you.'

'Before I deposit a large amount of money with you could you give me a reference?'

"Elections are always stressful for the candidates. . ."