What happens when the men's toilets are closed.
Public Convenience Commentator Mugs
Start their day with a laugh! Our mugs featuring clever commentary on public conveniences are perfect for anyone who loves humor and a good chuckle over life's everyday observations.
Virtual Doctor
"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."
"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"
VACCINATION REFUSAL
The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue
'With the threat of ABS's competing for Council work is going to get even harder...'
'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'
Federally Guidelined
The Visitor
Royal Mail Privatisation
The number of couples separating keeps growing.
'We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?'
"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."
'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'
Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers
Highway: tourist and resident traps.
'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'
'The government is running this country like nobody's business.'
"I should like a commission on that child tax credit."
From the Greenhouse to the White House....
'Do you ever feel we're having too many inoculations forced on us?'
Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking
Fire/Dental Insurance Policy - "If your teeth ever go up in flames you'll be completely covered."
Easy birth ATM
"So the microwave's got a popcorn button, but the popcorn bag says don't use the popcorn button, and I'm like, Microwave people! Popcorn people! Get your act together!!"
'How long do we have to wait for a cup holder?'
A man in a bat mask watches a superhero get changed in a phone box
Get Back In Your House!
"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."
"Families depress me."
'Cudlow, who do you think you're working for...the government?'
Public Money Going Down the HS2 Drain
NEW! Self-cooking chili! Just add Jalapenos!
"Yes, I can talk. I got the wife on vibrate."
Public Convenience Commentator Mugs Collection
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