Public Assistant Pillows

"A white heterosexual male? ? what assisance could you possibly need?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Quality Control

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"What was I thinking?!"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Elections

Flat tax - equal burden?

Busy office.

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Budget

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."