"When it comes to balancing the budget, unfortunately he has the minus touch."
Public Administrators Pillows
Add a dash of humor and appreciation to any office or home space with pillows that showcase the importance of public administrators, blending comfort with clever cartoon designs.
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
Ethics exam cheater.
'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
'Let's not go by the book.'
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
Project Length As Measured In Dog Years
In basket-case.
"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."
IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.
'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'
Online form - Submit.
They're Not Just That Into It
In/Out/These Things Happen.
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'
'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.
'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'
'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'
I will study my speling words...
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"
"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."
'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
"I believe we've found the weakest link."
Out and In.
Public Administrators Pillows Collection
Public Administrators Mugs
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Public Administrators Prints
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Public Administrators T-Shirts
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