Puberty Professional Mugs

'Teenagers are a big source of anxiety for their guardians.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Ah...here they are!"

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

The modern generation!

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Office Park

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.