Puberty Phase Gifts

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Sex Education

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

Man having difficulty shaving

"Look, Tia Carmen, my moustache is growing in!"

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"