Pub Reopening Prints

The Reaper's Arms

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Shaken not stirred

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beer Stall

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

The Reaper's Arms

"I forget to drink."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Surreal ale

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

'The Saxon King' pub

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"Just water for me, please."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Barman In Love.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'