Pub Name Aficionado Mugs

'It used to be called 'the Fox and Hounds'.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Two vegans, please."

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"You call this ice?"

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"Sinead?!"

Mine Host.

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

England.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

Party Party!

CEO, CFO, MOO.

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."