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"What's a nice b**ch like you doing in a place like this?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I think we may be related!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Beers

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Men gossiping

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

The Reaper's Arms

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

The Snooze Bar.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Just the one...

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'