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'So it's the Red Lion, followed by the Rose and Crown, and then on to the Horse and Hounds.'

"Anybody feel like arm-wrestling for shots?"

'Wodger reckon - mystery pub crawls?'

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

"We're going on a pub crawl - in Nottingham."

Problem of Evolution

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Beers

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Reaper's Arms

The Snooze Bar.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Have you seen my dad?"

Men gossiping

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'