Pub Crawl Participants T-Shirts

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"An everything Martini, please."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Beers

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Men gossiping

The Reaper's Arms

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Just the one...

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

'The King of what?'

'Fried chickens.'