Pub Crawl Connoisseur Prints

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Your shout!"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

City centre pub.

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

Join me in a beer?

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

William Tell Overture

'I haven't had too much at the pub - one packet of salt-and-vinegar and a cheese-and-onion.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"I feel a draft."