Psychometrics T-Shirts

Psychometric tests would weed out 25% of all applicants (medical schools).

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Strainspotting

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Coronavirus Waves

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

You can relax now.

Covid Lab Theory

Mutation D614G

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Well done! This works much better.'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Covid v Vaccinator

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Coronavirus

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.