Psychology Humour Lover Mugs

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Some scents are nonsense.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

Mathematician on the couch.

'I'm becoming predictable.'

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Mafia Shrinks

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

'Here is my proposal for making our department more efficient. It contains some of my best cognitive distortions.'

"Things could be worse."

Therapist giggling behind patient's back.

'I have cradle to grave insecurity.'

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"Everything points to your having a mid-death crisis."

'Let me know when you find it difficult to speak.'

"I'm afraid due to inflation 'a penny for your thoughts' no longer applies, hence my exorbitant fee..."