Psychology Buff Mugs

Reinforced Concrete

Rorschach's parents

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"

Pavlov's dog - Pavlov.

Pavlov's Great Great Grandson's Dog

'I must be more progressive, I must be more progressive...'

Pavlov's dogs - 'I don't know about you,but that bell's starting to put me off my food!'

'So the happy meal didn't work.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I've got this guy trained - every time I pull this lever he feeds me!'

"Now, we can get all those repressed memories the easy way or the hard way."

High Horses

"And then it hit me: I'm salivating over a goddam bell."

'You have a fear of Thiamine, Riboflavin, Niacin, etc.,...better known as Vitamin B Complex.'

"Because when you put the Rorschachs in your pants I can't use them again."

"That's Fred's Case History."

Magic Mirror Shop: Mirrors that reflects the inner you.

Loss of memory

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

Jung vs Freud.

"Got any I.D.?""No, but I've got my ego and super-ego."

Agoraphobic cows.

"You're suffering from what we call, Well-Adjusted-Boring-Personality-Disorder."

Emotional Baggage Claim Area

'We were emulating Milgram's experiment but legal made us replace fictitious electric shocks with imaginary mild criticism to avoid litigation.'

The Last Thing a Psychiatrist Wants to Hear When Treating a Patient with a Multi-Personality Disorder: ' Thanks, Doc! I feel like a whole new person!'

'Narcissism Helpline. How can you be of assistance?'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'Rorschach hankie reading.'

"Patient shows definite anxiety symptoms..."

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

'Mr Kilgore, I have reason to believe your lactose intolerance is psychological.'

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

A guy who learned everything he needed to know in Kindergarten.