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"He's a mental-health critic."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Greed.

Telekinetics on strike...

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

War of Words

"The estranged string trio."