Psychological Humorist Prints

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

'He was a very claustrophobic person.'

"Have you tried putting your fingers in your ears and closing your eyes and going, 'La la la la la?'"

A Pat on the Back: $1.00

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

They're Not Just That Into It

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Gee, thanks pal."

No-Work Orange

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Trump! The Musical

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Scarcity

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me