Psychological Humor Enthusiast Prints

Take The Guesswork Out Of Your Diagnoses!

'You suffer from nymphomania? What a coincidence, I'm a sex addict!'

Some scents are nonsense.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'What does it say, Dad?'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Crime in bookshop

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Men Working Things Out

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

Clone Factory

Trump Tariffs

"Inactivists"

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

Pokemon Get Lost

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Obama speaks about Iran's nuclear arms.