Psychobabble Debunker Mugs

'We've got all the time in the world, Repetto, so why don't we start with your childhood memories?'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Statue of Liberty

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

If Animals Were Racist...

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Superstition City

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"I hope it misses us!"

Psychobabble.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

"What to wear today?"

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

'They're having a ball up there.'

"Hold on a tick! I didn't consent to this. . . Did you consent to this?"

Trump Campaign Funding

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

"Weather rebuttal."

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload

"But you really can't trust the media."

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

" No, I'm not concerned about my weight...why worry about something you can't see?"