Advice Debunker Mugs

"My mom said I can't come here anymore." "What? Why not, Billy?" "She said she sends me here to get hot chocolate, not to get bad relationship advice." "What 'bad' advice? All my advice is solid gold." "You told me to call the IRS with an anonymous tip about Andrea Wheaton's father avoiding taxes, so next time he tells her I'm a bad influence he'll look like a hypocrite." "That didn't work?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

Rumours Online

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Say What! Mark Meadows

Superstition City

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

"Weather rebuttal."

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"But you really can't trust the media."

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload

Medieval Patent Office

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

Frank was right not to trust statistics...the numbers lie!

"I've never been one for conspiracy theories."

'Today stocks bounced back on the news the rumor was false that google considered merging with NSA.'

Jabber Wacky

"We sacrifice a few 5G masts to the gods!"

"It says here that you believed everything you saw in the press, I'll have someone escort you to the crazy section."

Out-tray Paper Aeroplanes

H.O.A.X.: His Only Available eXcuse