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Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

"Hey Lorna, come see the stupid thing this guy is going to do next week."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"What do you want first, the good news or the bad news about the good news?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You're solemates!"

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Crystal Ball Plug

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

House of Wishful Thinking

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

Actual Results May Vary

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'So it wasn't b*****t after all.'