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"Yes, that's very clever Julie. But can we stick to the basics?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Psychic diving competition.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Take a letter, any letter"

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magical box of chocolates.

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

'It's a Marimba!'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Musician hurts his nose.

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

"This was a lot more fun before surge protectors."

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'