Psychiatry Fan Prints

Emergency book: 'How To Cope With Stress'.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'Say, please.'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'You're too aggressive.'

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

'You don't have time for a second opinion, Mr. Garvey. We've got to cut to the chase!'