Pseudoscience Parody Lover Mugs

Dog phrenology

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Trepanning for gold"

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

'After hours at the piano lab.'

Grown for Flavour

The History of GM Food

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

"Budget? What budget?"

There do not seem to be any side effects from the medication that we can see.

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

Alternative Energy: Another Option. Upon contacting their antimatter opposites, attorneys will annihilate each other releasing massive amounts of energy.

"Don't they have those gravitational waves at the leisure centre?"