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BNP legality response to court ruling.

Madonna of the Pukes.

Trump! The Musical

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"...but, seriously..."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Drunk Vampire

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"Everyone loved working with Doctor Patel... Beer!"

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

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NSA is coming to town.

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'