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"Congratulations, Jim! Here's the key to the executive restroom. The mop and bucket are over there. Be sure to return the key when you're finished."

'How fast can you hype?'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

When clowns are hunting.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Pirate eye test

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Barnyard humor.

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'What's that funny smell?'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Up your end.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Revenge of the Mice

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'I've been made junior partner.'