Proverb Ponderers Pillows

'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'

"We've come to spoil the broth."

"I'll be taking a journey of a thousand miles as soon as I get motivated to take the first step."

Goalkeeping Dog

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Sauce for the Goose

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Ten Commandments

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Afraid of change - leave it here.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'