Proverb Ponderer Pillows

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

'I spotted a gap in the market.'

"Got canned for calling in sick too often. I thought absence was supposed to make the heart grow fonder."

'Better to have litigated and lost, than never to have litigated at all...'

Ed was unlucky enough to find the needle in the haystack!

'What doesn't kill you, makes you a burden.'

The road less travelled (man falling off a cliff).

There it was: the same piece of cake he ate yesterday. His time-machine really worked. Think of the possibilities. He could have his cake and eat it too.

'It always hurts more when...'

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what happens if I get sick?'

"So much for being the early bird, You've got worms"

'It threw him off when I turned the other cheek. So then I hit him.'

"What goes around comes around more annoying."

'What did I say? 'People in glass houses shouldn't hang pictures'.'

"That's your advice, 'Look before you leap'?"

Laboratory tests to see if blood really is thicker than water.

Anyone who believes 'where there's smoke, there's fire' never tried to start a fire in a fireplace.

'What's really amazing is that you can still see the dust in everybody else's eye so clearly.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'You've never starved a fever, have you?'

'Kerrigan, see what you can get out of these witnesses.'

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'...and words can often hurt me.'

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

'I slept late because i didn't want the early bird to catch me!'

'Remember, those who live in stone houses should not throw glasses.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

The Early Bird Catches the Worm.

'Do you think ignorance is bliss?'

The glass house.

'You can't make an omelette without breaking an egg law firm.'

"This is Godliness. Cleanliness is one door down."