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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Butterfly Woman

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

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'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Rainbow Quartet

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Things I love about Powell River...

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"