Proud Papa Appreciator Mugs

'My dad's bigger than your dad' (Two overweight children compare their overweight fathers)

"When did she start crawling?"

"That's mine!"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Official Team Cap With Beard

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Man building a tree house

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"...My daughter, the model..."

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

New dad.

Clown baby.

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"How long before I have a dad body?"

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Pope Francis

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Best Dad Ever

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"She has your soul patch."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

"... And he's got his father's face!"

'How are the quadruplets?'

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

The Pope

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

World's Best Dad