Proud Papa Appreciator Mugs

'My dad's bigger than your dad' (Two overweight children compare their overweight fathers)

"When did she start crawling?"

"That's mine!"

Infantry.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Official Team Cap With Beard

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Man building a tree house

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"...My daughter, the model..."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

New dad.

Clown baby.

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"How long before I have a dad body?"

Pope Francis

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

Best Dad Ever

'How are the quadruplets?'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

"She has your soul patch."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

The Pope

Best Dad Ever