Proud Junior Pillows

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Butterfly Woman

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Infantry.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"He looks just like your husband."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."