Proud Homemakers Prints

Statue of a housewife.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

The household cavalry

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

balanced life

Woman tangled up ironing

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Romance over the Irons

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

Wonder Woman!

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Monument to the one who did the dishes yesterday

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

I hate jacuzzi day.

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

New broom