Proud Dog Owner Gifts

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'That was fun!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog Walking Services

Impressing dad.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Love a Mutt

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Epic Battles

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.