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"That one we fished out of the toilet."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Doulton Canada Geese

Baby face

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Antique oriental carpets.

End of career sale.

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

Olympic Torch.

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Cardinal making bid for painting at auction with roman numerals

Authentic signed Holy Grail

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

'Amazing! An entire book collection of nothing but volume 1 of encyclopedias given away free at as introductory offers.'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

Something for Everyone!

"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."

"Don't keep me in suspense, Michael - what did they give you, a gold watch or a cheque?"