Protest Snuggler Gifts

"I brought cocoa."

Canine Companion

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'She's just great with the children.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Doughboy Dad

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Litterary Dogs.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

When is he coming home buddy?

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"Cute how they curl up at the foot of our bed every night, isn't it?"

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"I hope you remembered to bring something for the dog."

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

'Good morning, breakfast.'

Man using light to shield his eyes.

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

Puppy Love.

Dogs running in their dreams

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

Gilet Jaunes

The yes men...

Teddy Bear's toy doll.

'He knows how to be a grandchild but I don't know how to be a grandfather.'

A clean Earth is an Earth worth invading.