Protest Planner Pillows

"It's not a bad place to work, aside from the totally oppressive confidentiality agreement they make us sign."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"You're doing it wrong."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I need you to tell me exactly what I'm mad as hell about so I can do my sign."

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

"How long have you felt you weren't angry enough to deserve to be called an angry mob?"

'I'm not just lying here - I'm boycotting.'

Green Peace.

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'Better Homes and Activism' magazine.

Greengrocer selling rotten fruit for a political rally.

Protest at public transport inefficiency "Well folks, it looks like the train's been delayed"

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: '...Ever notice how there's never a cop with pepper spray around when you really want one?'

Animal Lib.

'I don't know about you, but I'm going to protest the old lady's will'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

Member of two trade unions

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Ban on Free Speech

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

The Berlin Peace Movement

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"I brought cocoa."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Tempest in a Teapot

Local food for local consumption

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

REPENT! Get back to nature

The Child and the Tank