Protest Planner Gifts

"It's not a bad place to work, aside from the totally oppressive confidentiality agreement they make us sign."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"You're doing it wrong."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I need you to tell me exactly what I'm mad as hell about so I can do my sign."

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

'I'm not just lying here - I'm boycotting.'

Green Peace.

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'Better Homes and Activism' magazine.

Greengrocer selling rotten fruit for a political rally.

Protest at public transport inefficiency "Well folks, it looks like the train's been delayed"

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: '...Ever notice how there's never a cop with pepper spray around when you really want one?'

Animal Lib.

'I don't know about you, but I'm going to protest the old lady's will'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

Member of two trade unions

Ban on Free Speech

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

The Berlin Peace Movement

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I brought cocoa."

Local food for local consumption

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

REPENT! Get back to nature

The Child and the Tank

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"The times – They have a changed."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.