Protest Commentator Gifts

"They ain't buying it"

"That should have everything paid for your birthday party, Mr. Patowski. What beverage would you like with the meal?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Ban on Free Speech

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Laughingstock

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

The Berlin Peace Movement

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Trump Poutine

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I brought cocoa."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."